Things I Should Be Embarrassed to Admit

1. Before hiking last Sunday at 5:00 am, I ate Hostess Donettes on the way there and I ate a Ding Dong when I got home. Then I went back to bed.
2. I wore a dress or a skirt to work every day this past week, but I only shaved on Monday.
3. The other day a friend of mine called because she was at the grocery store and couldn't find the Cool Whip. She knew I'd be able to direct her faster than she could find a store associate (she was right - it's in the freezer aisle halfway between the checkout and the back of the store on the north side, 2nd and 3rd shelves up.) Mmmm, Cool Whip.
4. I eat out for about 90% of my meals.