Friday, July 31, 2009
Monday, July 27, 2009
Naughty Kitty
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Hockey Pat Goes Through A Door
Our house is old. My dogs and I are admittedly hard on a house. These two things lead to various issues of the falling-apart variety around the old homestead. One of these issues includes our front door (and the sliding glass door and back door, too). The locks are weak, the frame is weak, the door doesn’t always shut tight, the deadbolt will barely open with a key, etc. One day Pat came home and the door was stuck. He had successfully unlocked all the locks, but the screws from the lock mechanism were stuck in the door frame, or something like that. Maybe he had a bad day at work or maybe he had too much caffeine or maybe not enough caffeine, but instead of patiently jiggling the door a bit until it opened, he broke through the whole door jam.
Yep...shattered the door frame. See?
And then he went to get a hammer to try to get the screws back in place (does this even make sense? perhaps I have the story wrong?) and he got more frustrated and started beating the shit out of the door frame. See the hammer marks? I'm pretty sure the whole episode was accompanied by some choice cuss words as well. I find this all to be quite hilarious now, but if I had been home at the time I'm sure I would have been really mad. Good thing I wasn't home. I'm enjoying the laugh!!
Last weekend, Pat and his dad worked on the door for two straight days - most of the day on Saturday and ALL day on Sunday.
While it still doesn't look so pretty yet, we do have a door that doesn't stick!
Friday, July 24, 2009
r u my stalker?
The other day at work, something unusual happened. I received a box. This in and of itself is not unusual. Vendors often send me tchotchkes and goodies. But this box was from Shutterfly. Or maybe it was Snapfish. I should really blog faster so that the details don’t get so fuzzy by the time I get around to posting. Either way, photo websites are not my usual vendors and they do not send me unsolicited presents. Interesting….
Inside the box was a puzzle. No note. No card. No receipt. No shipping information. No nothin’ else. Just a puzzle. Interesting…
This is the picture that the puzzle will make once put together.
Look familiar? It should, because it is this picture here. Apparently someone uploaded the picture from the internet and used it to make me a present.
But where did this present come from?!?! I have no idea! Maybe it was a gift from a friend who didn’t realize that there would be no sender-identification with the box. Maybe that friend thinks I am being rude for not thanking him/her for such a cool gift. NFBF -was it you? Or maybe it was my sister whose recent i-phone acquisition has enabled her to join the ranks of my super-cool followers. Elaine? Nicole? Some people have suggested that it was Pat. I’m pretty sure it wasn’t him because he doesn’t even read my blog and thus has probably never even seen the picture that is on this puzzle.
The other possibility is that I HAVE A STALKER! It probably isn’t your everyday internet stalker/stranger because the present was sent to my place of employment. This most likely means that I personally know my stalker - which excludes all you awesome readers who don’t personally know me but still take the time to read my ramblings. (Though I’m sure each and every one of you would be thoughtful enough to do such a thing…and would most likely be sane enough to include a card...right??)
I have a mystery on my hands! Who is my stalker? Is it you? If it is you, please know that I think the puzzle is a really cool gift. Please also know that you are a little bit creepy. Maybe in the future you could sign your name to your really cool gifts. K? Thx.
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Chico!
Alternate Alternate Post Title: Bow-Chico-Bow-Wow!
Alternate Alternate Alternate Post Title: How a 7 Pound Dog Made Frankie His Bitch
Warning. This Post Is Not Safe For Work or For Children!!
As I mentioned earlier, I got a new foster dog. It's been so long! I haven't had a foster since Mo became a real dog in December. That's EIGHT months!! Wow! The Humane Society put out a dog foster emergency notice that they were overfull in the hospital kennels and needed more fosters. I forwarded the email to Pat who replied:
-No big dogs! Nothing bigger than Frankie.
-You are not allowed to go out of town while you have the foster. No exceptions!
-Short term only! No exceptions.
-No CATS! NO EXCEPTIONS.
So I immediately called the shelter and signed up to pick up Chico that very afternoon.

Chico is a maltese mix weighing in at 7.5 pounds. He is a sweet, playful little guy with all sorts of problems. I'm fostering him for kennel cough. When I return him he will have surgery for cherry eye, hernia and numerous dental extractions, as well as the requisite neutering.
The requisite neutering is certainly going to cramp Chico's style. This dog is all about the humping. Seriously. It's all he wants to do. (Ok, ok, if you start to pet his belly, he'll stop the humping for a minute or two.) Frankie is his humping target. This is what Chico does. All day. Poor Frankie.
Dinner time is especially exciting because Chico knows that Frankie goes to his spot, lies down and waits. Perfect! He is lower to the ground - good for little humping dogs! Hurray! I have to physically restrain him to get him to notice there is food in his bowl!
Frankie takes it for a little while. He's a very patient (submissive, beta, wussy, you choose the adjective) dog. But after a while, he gets mad and snaps at Chico:
Poor Frankie.
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Vanilla Ice, Ice, Baby
For those who loved his baggy pants, and who couldn't get “Ice Ice Baby” out of their heads, we have thrilling Vanilla Ice-related news. Thursday, July 9, the ‘90s hip-hopper-turned-VH1-talking-head will be at Glendale's new McFadden's Restaurant and Saloon in WestGate City Center.
Vanilla Ice, 41, hosts a party at the two-week old restaurant, which features American pub food and has a reputation for ladies dancing on the bar. He'll arrive around 9 p.m. and is expected to stay for at least three hours, signing autographs and taking pictures with fans, who can also expect $3 Jager shots and Coronas.
He's made appearances at McFadden's restaurants across the country, usually performing “Ice Ice Baby” with the DJ while standing on the bar.
It's been a pretty slow summer so this news was greeted with glee and super-duper extreme excitement (of the ironic variety). There was NO WAY we were going to miss this. Except that we almost did because I had already played hockey and soccer and I was tired, Pat didn't want to go, Jamie generally never wants to do anything...the usual. Pat maintained his position, but Jamie and I rallied and headed out to Glendale to see VANILLA ICE! Squeal!!
There was a line to get in the bar. A line? Wow. We wondered if this was because this was a cool bar or if it was because VANILLA ICE! Squeal!!! was there.
When Vanilla (can I call him by his first name?) showed up, it was like a mob scene. It was hilarious. That is him in the black hat with his back to the camera.
Because we are true groupies, we didn't let the crowd phase us. We skirted around the crowd through the restaurant section of the club, jumped over a wall, directly into the gated off area for Mr. Ice and his posse. Eventually a security guard threatened our lives if we didn't get out of the "secure" area pronto. We snuck under the rope and were in great position in the mob/line to get pictures with the Ice Man.
We watched the mob scene. We watched him sign autographs. It looks like there were posters made for the event and Vanilla Ice was wearing the exact same thing that he was wearing in the promo pics. Weird.
Finally it was my turn. OMG! OMG! OMG! Vanilla Ice! Squeal!!! I gave Jamie the camera and stepped up. I think Vanilla really had a thing for Jamie. This was his usual pose for everyone else...a little bit of impatience and you know he's thinking "Good God, I used to be a star and now I'm at a bar in Glendale where people are only taking their picture with me because they think it's funny."
But one look at Jamie's 70's porn-star mustache and Vanilla Ice's eyes lit up and he struck a pose. I swear he is giving Jamie the eye in this picture!
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Wuss? I am not!! Redux
Irene and I again competed in the Extreme Heat Coon Bluff adventure race as Storming the Castle. Brian and Christy competed, too, as Adventure Troupe. The race was similar to last year with a few random orienteering checkpoints and then some ordered trekking checkpoints, mystery events mixed in and a final tubing down the river portion.
Many of the checkpoints were in the same vicinity as last year's so it was a lot easier to navigate this time around. Adventure Troupe trekking:
Irene trekking:
The first mystery event was to find a particular word in a 12 page catalog about energy supplements. Looking very carefully:

Another mystery event gave us 10 seconds to memorize 9 items (color, amount and item) attached to a board.



Brian and Christy arrived right after this and we had to share our pumps. Once inflated, we took our tubes and life vests and trotted off for the river entrance. There was a mystery event on the way that had us put on belts that were hooked up to a rope with lots of knots on it. You had to untangle the knots without undoing the belts. Irene was a superstar at this task. I just stood there and let her move the rope over me and around me until we were untangled. Brian and Christy did just as well and we left together.
Finding the entry point to the river isn't easy. Irene is my map-guru so I left it in her capable hands to find it for our team. At one point it appeared that we were lost and going in the wrong direction. I was fine with this, but Irene was worried that Brian and Christy would be mad that we were leading them astray. She let them know they didn't have to stick with us; they could navigate whichever way they wanted. Their response? "Um...we got rid of our map a long time ago!" So, they stuck with us. :) And we found the river!
It was WAY higher than last year. Last year we walked portions of it, but this time we were able to hand-paddle and kick the whole way. The water was moving so fast, I was afraid we wouldn't be able to get out at the designated spot. However, I made it out with only a little peril. Brian and Christy were right behind us as we crossed the finish line. Hurray!

And our goal was to place in the top half overall this time. And we placed 11th out of 24...so TOP HALF!!
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Leaving the Canyon
But...back to the Canyon....
In order to beat the heat of the day and to get an early start on the drive home, Christy and I decided to leave camp at 5 am. This made Aimee decide to leave at 4 am - because she didn't think she'd hike as fast as us and she didn't want us to have to wait for her. We put out all our stuff for the mules. They pick it up at 7 am and deliver it between 10:00 and noon. We would be up at the top way before 10:00, but we figured we'd get on the road right at 10:00.
As scheduled, Aimee left camp at a little after 4 am with David/Iren and Rob/Monica. Christy and I left at 4:58.
Still dark out:
This is the bridge you cross after you leave the village. Notice no huge backpack? It was great hiking with just my camelback and an extra water jug!
Without the packs weighing us down, we were able to enjoy our surroundings and take pictures. Isn't this beautiful?
Without our big packs, we were also able to take some time to climb on the rocks. I love rocks! I was very happy to play on them. What a great hike!
Christy climbed rocks, too:
We also took some time to play with this guy.
Eventually the sun was high enough to get over the canyon walls. Wow, was it hot. We felt very bad for our fellow campers who didn't leave as early as we did. Their hike was going to have lots more sun than ours did....yowie! More pretty (I have no recollection of seeing this on the way down):
Then came the torture. The last 1.5 miles of the hike are steep, steep switchbacks. I doubt I could have done this with my pack on. It was hard with just a camelback. Again, we were very happy to have the shade and were worried for everyone hiking after us, since the sun was just starting to come over these walls. Holy crap, this is steep:
Aimee was the first person to reach the top. Yay, Aimee!!
Now the waiting started. Waiting for the rest of our group. Waiting for the mules.

Waiting.
And waiting.
And waiting.
Our group started to assemble. And we waited some more.

Our bags didn't come on the 10:00 am mules. Or the next set of mules. Or the next set of mules. It was getting really annoying. The sun came out and it was HOT. As we feared, some of our people didn't fare so well on the hike. Jess and Chris had to pay the mule guys to ride the out of the canyon:
But everyone made it out with no injuries! Hooray!
And our bags still didn't come. Finally....after FOUR hours of waiting (and you know I hate waiting!!) our bags came at 11:52. Ergh.
Loaded up. Drove home.
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Down Time in the Canyon
More picnic tables! And more Farkle!
We had some wildlife adventures in camp, too. That is, if you count squirrels as wildlife. Across the little stream from us, the squirrels claim the campsites for their own. Jess and Chris had their tent set up there, but the squirrels were relentless -- jumping up the sides of tent trying to get in. They'd jump and jump and jump until the finally hit the mesh part, then they'd chew threw it and eat whatever they could find inside. Jess and Chris finally gave in to the squirrels and moved their tent across the stream. This spelled squirrel doom for the group camping next to them.
We were in our camp in the afternoon and our neighbors across the stream were not. We noticed the squirrels doing the crazed jump/attacks on the tents and then saw one eat through the mesh. In he went. The tent was fully zipped and he now had no way out. I went over to remove the squirrel/save the campers food stores. See the hole above the blue part of the tent:
Kristen lent me this cool tent to take on the trip:
Yeah...3-person tents don't really fit 3 persons unless you are all very snuggly people. So this is where I slept:
This was what I woke up to:
And this is the fun I had with Aimee and Christy at night:
Our group:



Girls with braids stick together:
